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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Shamrock Shortage Threatens St. Patty's Day

Bogus shamrock plants are being used around Ireland today to celebrate St. Patrick's Day due to a "severe shortage" of the trifolium dubium, or the original shamrock. Botanist Dr. Declan Doogue was worried about whether or not President Obama would receive the dubium today, IrishCentral.com reports.

Seriously? Here's a suggestion for the PM: Wait 'til O'Bama is down to the bottom of his third or fourth Guinness, then deliver the counterfeit sham(rock).

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Nina Matthews

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