Get Your Nicotine Fix via USB & Increase Your Coolness!

This is possibly the strangest scheme we've seen so far this year: electronic cigarettes. Seriously, if you think smoking real cigarettes is cool, bust out a pack of these the next time you head downtown on a Friday night. Dudes, you'll be the envy of the evening as bevies of beautiful women swoon at your side, savoring every last drop of hip you will exude as you dangle one of these gadgets from your mouth, volleying a limpid vapor (not smoke!) between your lascivious lips.

And for those of you who'd like to use it to quit smoking, go for it. Just make sure you check out the ambiguity of the small print:

What are the affects of nicotine? The effects of nicotine are stimulation, a feeling of relaxation, calmness, and alertness. These effects can last from minutes to hours, and nicotine is considered habit forming and addictive. The carcinogenic properties of nicotine in a standalone form, separated from tobacco smoke, have not been evaluated by the International Agency for Research on Cancer/IARC.

Enjoy!

posted by nthWORD at 4:51 PM