5 Tips for Riotus Sex (continued)

If you feel as I do and the situation comes to a head, festering in the fathomless labyrinth of feminine desire, I proffer several tips that might quell your heretofore inhibitions. Foremost you must make it an expression of pleasure. In order to perceive it in this way, one might find it helpful to create an environment desirable for her, which, however effeminate it may seem, will aid you in your endeavor. Candles, mood lighting, and fragrances, particularly those rooted in flowers (rose, jasmine, orange blossom) will help distract you from the notion that toes and tongues should never intermingle. A large glass bowl filled with warm soapy water provides the next step in making your partner's toes more palatable. Coupled with a clean wet washcloth (see that this is also warm), you're task becomes that much closer to becoming gratifying. If still reluctant, a dressing may be a necessary foil to your uncertainty. Try your favorite sweet - chocolate sauce, whipped cream, or maple syrup - while remaining attentive to her evolving needs. By caressing the foot, stimulating its myriad nerve endings, you're more likely to enjoy the power of controlling her pleasure, again undermining your sense of impending doom.

5. Switch It Up

"What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine."
--Susan Sontag

This notion may strike you as unconventional and some of you might even dismiss it entirely, but shifting the stereotypical dynamics between man and woman through a role-playing game could have a positive effect: to enhance your partner's sexual prowess through assuming a dominant archetype.

My personal favorite is the female police officer. Think stilettos, fishnets, miniskirt, gold badge, nightclub, and handcuffs. Oh, and let's not forget the crown piece - the police cap. Now that you've broken the law you're forced to surrender to her command (possibly including the aforementioned act of shrimping.) A foot in the crotch (lightly) is always a strong turn on, especially if the man is restrained by handcuffs. I highly recommend that you know your partner well and have engendered - even if unspoken - a sense of trust, or your role playing adventure may spiral into territories previously unknown (and, ahem, unwelcome). nth.