The Gourmet Ghetto
5 Masterpiece Meals for Under $5
Kitty Hawk & Martha Dingwell
The White Thrash
Annie's White Cheddar Shells with any vegetable that isn't rotting in your fridge. Add protein: frozen chicken or any ghetto protein of you choosing.
La Tuna Beach
Whole-wheat pita bread, can-a-tuna, add cheese, bake @ 350, enjoy! Oh, and don't forget the spray butter...
Sausage Saporito
Diced chicken sausage, crushed red pepper, can-a-tomato sauce, garlic powder on egg noodles, onion powder garnished with Parmesan cheese.
Napa-Rappa
Chicken fingers, lettuce, tomato, honey+mustard, one dozen Napa-grown raisins in a tortilla. Salt & pepper to taste.
Mafia Mexicana
Salsa, can-a-pineapple, ghetto protein of your choosing, box of Triscuits.
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